Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Parade Marshall

I've got a helper for today and he is going to the the Parade Marshall. That's The Penis Parade Marshall. Today is the annual Penis Parade at The Purple Pinkie. It's Christmas Eve and there will be a constant parade of men coming in to purchase gift certificates. Every year, I open up from noon until 3:00 just for them. It's a tradition now.

Here's to hoping that the penis in your life starts and finishes his shopping today and gets you something nice!

2 comments:

Sheila and Bob said...

Rhonda, Mary Christmas to you, Nick, Riley & Travis, have enjoyed your blog this year, keep up the good work.

Sheila, Bob, Hamish & Sophie

The Conifer Crew said...

Rhonda,
I got a door!