The power of the sauerkraut

We are 20 days into 2010 and it’s proving to be a very shitty year. I’ve had more problems than I’ve had in awhile. Problems with my mom, problems with employees, Jackasses purchasing plasma televisions with my old Discover card, customer service representatives that don’t do their jobs, the list goes on and on.

I attribute all of this to one thing. I did not eat pork and sauerkraut on New Year’s Day. I am a dumbshit. Never again will I make this mistake. I wonder if I ear it now if it will help?