Today is the annual Penis Parade at The Purple Pinkie. It's Christmas Eve and there will be a constant parade of men coming in to purchase gift certificates. Every year, I open up from noon until 3:00 just for them. It's a tradition now.
Here's to hoping that the penis in your life starts and finishes his shopping today and gets you something nice!
2 comments:
And I just fell over laughing at The Penis Parade. Awesome.
LOL you crack me up!
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