Final Dumb Ass Award of 2009

I haven't handed out a Dumbass of the Week award (DAOTW) in awhile.   I am pleased to announce that I have found a final recipient of the award for 2009!  While standing in line at Wal-Mart, the jackass in front of me, who was from out of town (he had the thickest southern drawl I've ever heard), started pitching a royal fit because the WalMart clerk, who was helping the cashier ticked him off.  Why you ask?  Well it seems that fat ass - jackass expected the clerk to put his big ass bag of rock salt in his cart for him.  The problem with this scenario?  The clerk has ONE ARM!

Seriously.  You want a one armed man to pick up a 20 pound pag of rock salt and heave it into your cart?  BFF Jill said that I should have kicked him in the knee then said "Now go run a marathon".  I wish I would have thought of that.

Congratulations fat ass - jackass, you are the final Dumbass of the Week for 2009!  Now go the hell back to wherever you came from and everyone, when in WalMart and you see Art, tell him what a great job he's doing.  Got to give the guy credit, he could be sitting at home on his ass collecting disability, but no.  He is employed and has to put up with jackasses like this!  Way to go Art!